If you pay any attention to the news, mommy porn is big. Now, I thought it was something different than what Brian Williams was yattering about, but whatever. Fifty Shades of Grey is apparently all the rage for women reconnecting with their vibrators. Hell, Target sells it. It must be racy.
Obviously, I like the idea that a book is getting press. It reminds others that there are people out there still reading. I don't care if they are books about boy wizards or women being tied up. These days, getting people to crack a book's spine is often a massive undertaking. So, if a book about a young college girl in relationship with an older man who likes to get a little kinky (and I'm sure it's very little) does the trick, so be it. I suppose it could be worse.
I know of a woman who was reading it as an eBook. She described it to me as -- wait for it -- steamy. I asked her what made it so. She had a hard time explaining it and told me I would just "have to read it for myself." I passed, but not because I think I am above it or something. No, I passed because I know that if the masses are embracing it as some kind of erotic thrill ride it is most likely neither of those things. You can't trust the masses with voting, television shows, books or movies. Nine times out of ten, the masses will be wrong, and that one time they are right it will be a fluke they cannot explain. I don't like those odds.
Fifty Shades of Grey, part one of a clitoris-engorging trilogy, may be an erotic masterpiece. It could put Sex Lounge to shame. But, and I ask this in all seriousness, how bad can it be if Walmart and Target carry it? Sure, some libraries in the South have apparently banned it last I heard, but that's the South. They'd ban all books if they could figure out a way to do it without appearing totally backwards. Target and Walmart are not going to carry anything that pushes the envelope too far, or causes too much teen masturbation. It's just not going to happen. Read the reviews on Walmart's webpage that are written by actual readers! The term love making is actually in quotes once, and more than one person keeps stating it is for "mature readers," whatever that may mean. (One person did write "matured" reader.) Emotionally mature? Physically mature? Readers who moved on from the boy wizard and company? Is it "adults only," as one reviewer says? Another would-be critic said it made her "sweat." Another calls it "educational," and one of my favorites says there's more to the story than just "adult activity," which I take to mean things like paying taxes and getting checked for lumps.
Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover, and sometimes by its readers. If I take these reviews to heart, I can be sure to experience a mature read that is educational when it comes to adult activities. About the most I can say in its defense is that the author, E.L. James, has sure hit the right crowd. They definitely need an education.
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