If you were a reader between 1975 and 2006 and were into things like fake IDs, conspiracies, drugs, weapons, and overthrowing the system by any means necessary, then you were aware of a publisher called Loompanics Unlimited.
Loompanics was like the crazy cousin of Paladin Press, which actually acquired some of Loompanics’ titles when the company went out of business in 2006. Paladin always had a very serious air about it. (That company, which published many books on how to kill people, stopped sending me books to review for my ‘zine because my ‘zine was too radical. Picture that for a second. The company that published Put Him Out! – The Combative Use of Improvised Weapons called my ‘zine too radical. If you are interested, you can get the DVD version of that book here.) Loompanics’ works were just more fun.
Loompanics published books like Dirty Tricks Cops Use: And Why They Use Them, Techniques of Burglar Alarm Bypassing, Practical LSD Manufacture and The Construction & Operation of Clandestine Drug Laboratories. Don’t they sound like a good time? Yes! Of course they do!
I own more than a few of Loompanics’ odes to personal freedom. They are equal parts amusing, thrilling and terrifying. Back before the Internet taught every jackass how to make a bomb, Loompanics was one of the few places one could turn to … and then you actually had to crack open a book. You couldn’t just watch a Youtube video. You had to use things like bookmarks and such. It was a crazy time, kids.
I miss the publisher. I mean, Paladin is fine, but its crowd is so survivalist that you can’t help but think of militias, Christianity and vague interpretations of the Constitution. Loompanics’ crowd was the Yuppies and the chaos mongers. Paladin’s crowd flies a Don’t Tread on Me flag. The Loompanics bunch burned flags. There is a distinction.
There was a time Google and Amazon wouldn’t let Loompanics advertise its goods on their sites. The books violated their policies. We all know what barometers of morality those two companies are, but their refusal did shed light on a problem Loompanics had – people were afraid of it. They weren’t afraid Loompanics would topple the publishing industry, however. They were afraid of what Loompanics was publishing. The books themselves were dangerous. (Yes, the FBI looked into the company. Luckily, the Feds’ interpretation of the Constitution is not vague.)
Google and Amazon are still here, as is Paladin. None of them, however, are half as fun as Loompanics used to be. After all, what other publisher could set you up to be tweaking on homemade meth while carrying a fake ID when you firebombed a bank with personally made explosives? None … at least not while making you smile.