"Books aren't just for reading!" That's the line I read in a magazine while waiting in a doctor's office some years ago. It was an article about tips on decorating your home or apartment, with incredibly helpful tips on how to arrange books on a shelf so they look pleasing to the eye and how to use them to create a step pattern so that you can put candles on them. (It was quick to note that you should not actually light the candles as they are on top of books. Apparently the author thought that candles, like books, were mere props to show off how intellectually stunted the homeowner or renter happened to be.)
I'm a firm believer in John Waters' advice. If you go to someone's house and they don't have books, don't fuck them. I can't think of a better bit of advice to give someone. If a person doesn't have at least a few books on their shelves, how interesting do you think they are going to be? Perhaps they don't think books are "cool" or "stimulating" enough. There are literally thousands of titles (some of which I cover on this blog) that say differently. Books on serial killers, fallen athletes, sex slaves, UFO abductions, criminals of the worst sort, Nazis, cannibalism, revenge, bomb making, body modification, conspiracy theories ... the list goes on. If you can't find something that interests you, how do you expect someone to find you interesting?
So, if you go to someone's house and they don't have any books, keep away from their naughty bits. If they do have books, but they're being used as a stand for a decorative vase, burn their freakin' house down.
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